Dad Advice #12:
"Measure twice, cut once… then realise you’re still half an inch off and blame the tape measure."

Dad Advice #26:
"If it’s stuck, use WD-40. If it’s loose, use duct tape. If it’s emotional, sleep on it and pretend it didn’t happen."

Dad Advice #39:
"Never date someone who can run faster than you — especially if you owe them money."

Dad Advice #58:
"Always leave the last biscuit. Then wait five minutes and come back for it like a hero."

Dad Advice #74:
"Start every day like you're the only one who remembered to put the bins out. That's confidence."

Dad Advice #91:
"Life doesn’t come with instructions. That’s why your dad built a shed — to escape and figure it out."

Dad Advice #107:
"Don’t lend your tools, your car, or your charger. Love unconditionally, but guard your USB cables."

Dad Advice #122:
"The best time to start was yesterday. The second-best time is after a cup of tea and a sit down."